For the kids out there:
There you see her,
sitting there across the way.
She don’t got a lot to say
but there’s something about her.
And you don’t know why,
but you’re dying to try;
you wanna’
kiss the girl.
There, you kissed her
Easier than i thought it would be.
Now you know it’s time to see
what else she’ll be up for.
Surely it won’t hurt
if you go for the shirt
now that you’ve
kissed the girl.
Sing with me now.
Sha la la la la,
forget her face,
it’s onto second base,
go on and feel the boobs.
Sha la la la la,
unhook her bra,
it’s just like mardi gras
in New Orleans with the dudes.
Now’s your moment.
Take this game below the belt.
Wait until you tell your friends you felt
up a girl in a row boat.
Now she’s getting wet
and you know you’d regret
not trying to
bone the girl.
Sha la la la la,
intercourse,
riding you like a horse,
this mermaid is so fine.
Sha la la la la,
try the butt.
Ok, she’s not a slut;
you overstepped the line.
(Oh no.)
Sha la la la la,
apologize.
You’re not like other guys;
don’t think she’s buying it.
(Oh shit.)
Sha la la la la la
abort.
This time you fell just short.
Kudos for tryin’ it.